Titanic conspiracy exposed
Head canon: Accepted
i like the mental image of joker teaching the aliens how to play strip poker and Shep walks in and everyone is like “SHIT” because they don’t know how she’ll react but she just pulls up a chair and says “deal me in”
It’s official she’s not in pain and it’s better for her. I’m just glad she’s not in pain now.
6 selfies 2k14
not a guy, they/them
serious hair goals
"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan
Favorite what? Demon?!
Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.
18th century Lilo and Stitch
so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I
what the fuck
sexy parrot girls yeah ok
oh look the demon has little babies
HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.
Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!
This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement
The colonel, my big fluffy baby, we have to put her down. She’s so sick and I know it and its horrible because she’s so thin from not eating and she’s just not going to make it at this rate and I don’t want her to suffer and starve to death or die from dehydration since she barely drinks water.
I just always thought she’d be around forever i mean she’s 15 or 16 we’re not totally sure since we got her when she was a year old or around a year old. I’ve done everything for her it’s just harder than I thought.
I guess in a way I never thought colonel meowmers would be anything but a big ball of fluff I had as my constant meowy companion.
Eager to make some money, Baby and Not go off to find a robot to interview. They find one in an alley, sitting in some garbage.
This is the sweetest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..
What’s next pizza delivery hitmen